nolite te bastardes carborundorum

Don't let the bastards grind you down

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Anonymous asked: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

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Death Cab For Cutie
A Lack Of Color

indaymusic:

A Lack Of Color | Death Cab For Cutie

This is fact not fiction
For the first time in years

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mar1be11a asked: Dear Neil...I am so excited to have landed tickets to your gig at the NYPL on Halloween. I am accompanying my young daughter who is a creative writer and musician. We are both fans and were hoping you would have time for autographs at the end ...? We were also hoping that your Hansel and Gretel story would be available for purchase that nite....We really could not ask for a better way to spend Halloween! See you soon!

neil-gaiman:

There probably won’t be a signing afterwards. There probably will be signed copies of HANSEL AND GRETEL available to buy. It should be really fun. I have plans.

HE HAS PLANS.

I AM ATTENDING, AND NEIL HAS MYSTERIOUS PLANS.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

NEW YORK, I LOVE YOU.